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Featured Card: Texas Ranger!
Submitted by GM-Burdenday on August 19, 2009 - 08:12.
Card Description: Unleash your inner Chuck Norris.Don’t have Texas Ranger in your deck? Grab an attack booster pack!
Card Description: Unleash your inner Chuck Norris.
While most cards have a more serious story to their creation, Texas Ranger is all about some all-American roundhouse kicking to the head! This card is an excellent and fun hand-to-hand card, which makes a great addition to any deck that can afford a little extra Mana cost.
Instead of the usual lore we share with you on these card profiles, this week we want to hear your best Chuck Norris joke! Share your favorite joke as a comment to this thread and earn yourself a card.
Here’s our favorite: In the beginning, there was nothing. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing in the face and told it to get a job, and thus, the universe was created.
Heres my favorite
Under Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin...only another fist.
I actually have this card and at 6k damage for 4 mana I can attest to it's power. It was my top card for a while, it has since been replaced for the might of the Quake of Dayleen. but for the longest time i would be seen using this and a Pandora's Box(Air) mod and yelling "FALCON KICK!"...
Special note: I noticed that the end of this post actually mentions Theodore's Speed instead of Texas Ranger.
-Drax
-The Ralak Confederacy
Good Eye
Thanks Drax. I've made the correction.
Desolate
Chuck Norris does not sleep.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When Chuck Norris goes into the water, he doesnt not get wet, the water gets chuck norris.
Chuck Norris has his own language of roundhouse kicks, so when he kicks you in the face, hes saying, "I like your hat."
Texas Ranger
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am?, I am Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
chuck norris sleeps with a
chuck norris sleeps with a night light. not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark. because the dark is afraid of chuck norris.
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris plays Russian Roulette with a RPG...and wins every time
Chuck Norris' house has no doors because Chuck Norris walks through walls
Chuck Norris can scuba dive just by holding his breath underwater
chuck norris
Lee
chuck norris has been dead for 10 years but the grim reaper is affraid to tell him
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred